These will probably be the classic sorts of songs That people will sing for years

Atrus Why do you always send me out to do your dirty work You know I’ve never been real good at doing my homework Couldn’t you just go yourself and not be such a jerk You know I’ll help you anyway, But can’t you just give me a tour stead of ‘specting me to play all by myself? Well the island of Myst is a pretty rad place But I’m gonna need some hints to gain some knowledge I could try to go swimming or wash my face, But the water seems a little too solid In the stone ship age I can find the torn page But the power source is so annoying And in Channelwood, the water puts me in the mood But the second level’s just so confusing I’ll ride some swirly girlies through the selenetic age And let those fortress gears work me up into a rage Just to find old Atrus sitting back in Dunny And all he has to say is go check out my library Oh Atrus Why do you always send me out to do your dirty work You know it hurt when I fell so far through the star fissure And now your making me do all this math and symbol work You know I’ll help you anyway, But can’t you just give me a tour stead of ‘specting me to play all by myself? Now from Todlemer to laik’ian I’ve been finding those keeps to the edge of dyin Nobelin was pretty cool But Escher uses the Bahro as tools Though you have to admit It’s annoying that the Bahro just froze And yeah the pedistal would look less like a pixel If they used good old fashioned photos Oh Atrus Why do you always send me out to do your dirty work You know it hurt when I fell so far through the star fissure And now your making me do all this math and symbol work You know I’ll help you anyway, But can’t you just give me a tour stead of ‘specting me to play all by myself? But the best ones start with Rs Yes the best one’s start with Rs Yes Riven was pretty blasted beautiful But it hardly compensates for dealin with that Ghen That wackadoo old bat At least theres Catherine But where’s the prison island? And Revelation Was probably the best game They even got Peter Gabrielle to sing that song Haven and Spire awaken and inspire All greatest travels I’ve ever had Oh Myst games Why are you always just so freaking beautiful You know I’d rather play you all day than go to school I wish I could just touch the monitor And link into your worlds, oh, my myst games

Oh, come, all ye wraithful, Joyless and deficient Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to Mount Doom; Come behold Sauron Born the king of all the rings Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Oh, come, let us adore him, Sauron the Lord. Highest, most scary, Dark of dark eternal, Born of a Mayar, Immortal he comes; Minion of Melkor Now in flesh appearing! Oh please won’t you adore him, Oh please won’t you adore him, Oh please won’t you adore him, Sauron the Lord. Sing, choirs of fat orcs, Sing in exultation, Sing, all ye citizens of Mordor below! Glory to Sauron Glory in the highest: I know he’s kind of evil, I know he’s kind of evil, But please won’t you adore him Sauron the Lord. Yea, Lord, we greet thee, Born this dark black morning; Sauron, to thee be power given! Word of the Mayar, Now in flesh appearing! Oh please won’t you destroy him, Oh please won’t you destroy him Oh please won’t you destroy him Sauron the Lord. ©